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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan What is! the difference between a Harley and a Hoover? The position of the dirt bag Why is divorce so expensive? Because it's worth it. What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? Doughnuts?...
SLACKER!
Yes, I've been a huge slacker lately when it comes to posting anything on here... Most of the things I do are pretty mundane and repetitive stuff that I've posted about before. I do send funny things to eDoug and he's posts them with no credit to me! 😉 Like the...
Flock Browser
I just downloaded a browser my brother sent me the link to call Flock. I just now set it up and am posting this post via the integrated blog component built into Flock. It also is cross platform, I am running the Linux version right now on my Ubuntu 6 laptop using the...
A sign: Plane Carrying Kennedy Hit by Lightning
A plane carrying U.S. Sen. Edward M. Kennedy from western Massachusetts to his home on the coast was struck by lightning Saturday and had to be diverted to New Haven, Conn., his spokeswoman said. The eight-seat Cessna Citation 550 plane lost all electrical power,...
Performancing “Publish” plugin for Firefox
This is a test of the blog utility for Firefox to see how well it works and so on. It perfectly integrates into Firefox as well as my wordpress blog here and looks pretty cool. Check out the plugin for Firefox at http://performancing.comAnytime I want to post...
Malaysian Man Gets $218 Trillion Phone Bill
KUALA LUMPUR, Malaysia — A Malaysian man said he nearly fainted when he recieved a $218 trillion phone bill and was ordered to pay up within 10 days or face prosecution, a newspaper reported Monday. Yahaya Wahab said he disconnected his late father's phone line in...
WAMP – Windows, Apache, MySQL, PHP & PERL
For those of you who want to get into Apache,MySQL & PHP/PERL (AMP) and don't have the knowledge or resources to setup a dedicated Linux box to play around with AMP, I suggest downloading WebServ (DOWNLOAD) which is a pre-packaged setup that installs the...
Mexico Invades U.S.A. – Time for a New War!
It is time that we defend our country from these foreign infiltrators... This has gone on too long. These people come here, get low-paying under the table jobs, and suck the areas they live in dry. Hospitals have gone out of business due to an overwhelming number of...
New Transparent LCD Monitors!
A buddy of mine recently sent me this link and thought it was the coolest thing! I'm going to have to try and create one of these for myself! 🙂 Link: Click Here
Redhat Fedora Core 5, First Look
Last night I downloaded the entire 3.1gb FC5 Install ISO and burned it this evening. At first it scared me a little, the first DVD burn failed, the second did too! The third was the charm, I lowered the burn speed 2x to 6x and it completed just fine. The install, at...
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